The Blog of FireLord Derpy

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
disgruntled-neighborhood-wife
vomitdodger

But wait there’s more…  Did you know the federal government spent $820 million of your tax dollars to cover up the Bundy Ranch scandal, and how they were spying on and setting up US citizens so they could repossess and steal their property? https://t.co/QLXpJmCvDs pic.twitter.com/mNtuIIzVZI  — Mindy Robinson 🇺🇸 (@iheartmindy) July 11, 2023ALT
teamvoorhees2

The ONLY thing that stopped this Theft by Corrupt Gov was a very large group of Armed Patriotic citizens who showed up to help the family stand off the feds. Citizens armed with the same weapons the feds had.

dankxsinatra

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This badass has his weapon trained on federal agents. The Bundy's won in court and the feds were found in the wrong.

Ever since this happened, the media narrative has been 'white supremacy is the greatest terrorist threat in this country', despite that not being the case whatsoever.

The government is your enemy.

un-solids-your-snake
tr4nsvesdyke

curious cuz i keep forgetting some children believe in santa

raised christian and believed in santa

not raised christian and believed in santa

raised christian and never believed in santa

not raised chistian and never believed in santa

what's a santa

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tr4nsvesdyke

once again asking for reblogz plz pretty plz i want tasty data and my follower demographic is small and probably more muslim than average

firelordderpy

I grew up not believing in Santa, but then I met Santa at my job and realized he was real the whole time!

saint-ambrosef
hidrellez

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idk how much this made the news in the Americas but the Hellenic coast guard watched as a vessel carrying more than 400 (some estimates say 700) migrants capsized and sank in the Mediterranean. 104 people survived. official death toll is 79 because the rest is missing, and might never be found. There are claims that many children were below deck.

Frontex and the Hellenic Coast Guard was aware of the vessel and the dangerous situation it was in for days, but did not intervene

hidrellez

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The coast guard released this photo. They came this close but did not intervene. EU and the Greek coast guard sat and waited for this boat to sink

infectedwithnyanites

Death to Europe.

anarchistmemecollective

photo of a banner in front of a cruise ship at port "tourists welcome to europe's largest graveyard"ALT
disgruntledseagull

What do you want them to do?

Should they go collect every person who climbs aboard a barely seaworthy vessel in North Africa the day it puts out to sea?

What if a person straps an outboard motor to a half a barrel and puts it the sea at Tripoli?

Does that become the instant responsibility of Europeans at large?

What if a guy jumps on a wooden door and starts paddling north in the Port of Alexandria?

Does the Hellenic coast guard owe him a rescue operation right that second?

Why is it "Europe's biggest migrant cemetery" and not "North Africa's biggest migrant cemetery?"

North Africans primarily run the migrant smuggling and slaving operations do they not?

They are the ones who run these deathtraps for a profit, are they not?

Where is the scorn for them?

I mean for fucks sake's some Egyptian owned that boat and that was the person who took money from all those people and told them to pack themselves aboard and set sail but you fucking ignore the actual responsible parties in favor of calling for the death of a continent's worth of people because the coast guard of an impoverished third-party country chose to wait to deploy it's limited resources until there was an actual accident??

"A shipping ministry official said nine Egyptians were arrested over the shipwreck. Greek TV Skai reported that, according to witnesses, the vessel departed from Egypt and stopped at the Libyan port of Tobruk before setting sail for Italy."

"Kassam Abozeed, who lives in Germany, said he last heard from his wife, Israa, eight days ago. She had paid 4,124 euros ($5,940 Cdn) to travel on the boat, the 34-year-old said, showing a photograph of her on his phone."

"Alarm Phone, which operates a trans-European network supporting rescue operations and received alerts from people on board a ship in distress off Greece late on Tuesday, said the captain fled on a small boat."

and

"But Greek officials said people on the crowded decks repeatedly turned down attempted assistance from a Greek coast guard boat shadowing it, saying they wanted to reach Italy.

"You cannot carry out a violent diversion on such a vessel with so many people on board … without any sort of co-operation," coast guard spokesperson Nikos Alexiou told state broadcaster ERT."

from the CBC

They repeatedly offered to assist you god damned assholes.

anamericangirl

Anonymous asked:

"American Conservatives don't like trains" lmaooo what? Where do you even pull an opinion like that from? 😆

anamericangirl answered:

I have no clue 😂 is there a big conservative anti-train movement I don’t know about?

firelordderpy

“Hey we think that this massively over bloated and extremely expensive passenger rail plan that lacks the local transit options to be viable in most of the country and will never get the necessary ridership to be worth it unless other transit options are artificially discouraged by the Government, might be a waste of taxpayer money.”

“So you hate trains eh?”

arizonaconservativegal
rifleelite-blog

Amendment I

Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the government for a redress of grievances.

A well regulated militia, being necessary to the security of a free state, the right of the people to keep and bear arms, shall not be infringed.

No soldier shall, in time of peace be quartered in any house, without the consent of the owner, nor in time of war, but in a manner to be prescribed by law.

The right of the people to be secure in their persons, houses, papers, and effects, against unreasonable searches and seizures, shall not be violated, and no warrants shall issue, but upon probable cause, supported by oath or affirmation, and particularly describing the place to be searched, and the persons or things to be seized.

No person shall be held to answer for a capital, or otherwise infamous crime, unless on a presentment or indictment of a grand jury, except in cases arising in the land or naval forces, or in the militia, when in actual service in time of war or public danger; nor shall any person be subject for the same offense to be twice put in jeopardy of life or limb; nor shall be compelled in any criminal case to be a witness against himself, nor be deprived of life, liberty, or property, without due process of law; nor shall private property be taken for public use, without just compensation.

In all criminal prosecutions, the accused shall enjoy the right to a speedy and public trial, by an impartial jury of the state and district wherein the crime shall have been committed, which district shall have been previously ascertained by law, and to be informed of the nature and cause of the accusation; to be confronted with the witnesses against him; to have compulsory process for obtaining witnesses in his favor, and to have the assistance of counsel for his defense.

In suits at common law, where the value in controversy shall exceed twenty dollars, the right of trial by jury shall be preserved, and no fact tried by a jury, shall be otherwise reexamined in any court of the United States, than according to the rules of the common law.

Excessive bail shall not be required, nor excessive fines imposed, nor cruel and unusual punishments inflicted.

The enumeration in the Constitution, of certain rights, shall not be construed to deny or disparage others retained by the people.

The powers not delegated to the United States by the Constitution, nor prohibited by it to the states, are reserved to the states respectively, or to the people.

arizonaconservativegal
sawbuckplus
niconicoknees

Wdym "abandons green energy agenda"? You're saying they're going to nuclear. That's pretty green

coffeeorsomething-irl

Nuclear power is consistent with green energy policies. It doesn't cause carbon emissions and is a constant energy source. Because wind and solar power are variable energy sources and our battery tech is shit, running fully on wind/solar is impossible; you require a backup that provides constant power. Much, much better for this to be a nuclear plant rather than a coal or gas powered plant.

Nuclear is the way.